Right then, if you’re trying to find Theatre Village, you’ll want to start in Birmingham. Don’t ask why, just trust me. From there, head straight down to London, have a quick look around, pretend you know where you’re going, then immediately change your mind and make your way up to Scotland.
Once you’re there, find a nice open spot and spin around on the spot five times until you’re properly dizzy. It’s important, don’t skip that bit. If you fall over, you’re doing it right.
Now, when the world stops wobbling (or at least slows down a bit), head back the way you came until you spot a bridge that doesn’t look particularly important. Go under it. Not over. Under.
Follow the path that feels like you probably shouldn’t be on it, keep going past anything that looks too ordinary, and just as you start to think you’ve gone the wrong way…
you haven’t.
That’s where you’ll find us.
If you see a red postbox, a noticeboard full of stories, and someone cycling past with a satchel that looks far too full for one person to carry… you’re in the right place.
Told you it was easy.
